Open Letter to Mountain Cedar

Dear Mountain Cedar,

Go away. You are not wanted. You make me sick.....literally. The sneezes, the itchy and watery eyes and the runny nose all point to you. Yes, you. You are the only tree that pollinates in the winter. That's pretty screwed up. What did anyone ever do to you? Apparently you blame the general public for this summer's drought because you have shown up this winter in greater numbers than ever before. You suck. There isn't enough antihistamines at the pharmacy to make me feel better. But I think you know that. You are pure evilness. Go back to where you came from and never come back. Kthnxbai.

Unlovingly,

A sniffling, sneezing, eye dabbing Stephanie